Bart Simpson's Chalkboard

I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I AM NOT A DENTIST
BART BUCKS, ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
I WILL NOT FAKE RABIES
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
BAGMAN, IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S PROZAC
I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING
THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"
MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE A WEBSITE
I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA
I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"
BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS
I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
THE PRESIDENT DID IT, IS NOT AN EXCUSE
A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
PORK IS NOT A VERB
I AM NOT THE LAST DON
I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
I WON'T NOT USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON eBAY
CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
NON-FLAMMABLE, IS NOT A CHALLENGE
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I AM NOT HERE ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA